911 call: Eucalyptus drive?
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Man: "Yeah, my wife got attacked by a warthog really bad and I need someone to come up with an ambulance and pick her up."
Operator: "Okay sir can you give me an address?"
Man: "Yeah, we're at 1825 Eucalyptus Drive."
Operator: "Okay, can you spell that for me sir?"
Man: "Uh, I'm gonna drag her on over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there."