Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:
dreamingspires Urban word of day: Social notworking: The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking sites when one should be working
dreamingspires @BiteTheDust I can't answer you because otherwise you'll think i'm social notworking
dreamingspires @BiteTheDust I'm too busy chatting on skype to tweet you
BiteTheDust @dreamingspires ooh ooh I have skype. I must remember to turn it on once and a while
dreamingspires @BiteTheDust really, there's no need to rush to turn on skype. you're dangerous enough on twitter.
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